You see, this is NOT James. I am NOT a kickboxing, 6ft 4in, Canvey dwelling slab of a man. I do not kickbox. I am only 6ft 3in tall, and I live in Basildon, NOT Canvey.
No, what James has done - which maybe regarded as brave by some, foolish by many - is grant me, Not-James, access to his blog. Firstly, because he broke something. Clearly the man is incapable of posting a simple section of HTML code into a space on a text-entry box. Secondly, he is a bit confused by pretty patterns and pictures, and needed me, Not-James, to make his blog "pretty"
Now, that may be a bad thing for me, because he requires another man to make things pretty for him. But I digress. The ACTUAL point of this post is to warn readers, that I, Not-James, am currently in the process of messing with his layout and template. This means you may experience... messiness.
If you DO come across any problems, slap a comment in - shockingly - the comments section, and I will get it fixed. James WOULD do it, but he will probably get more confused, but will use the excuse "I work, you long-haired tart" or something similar.
And as soon as those words escape his lips, the blog turns pink. Or what I assume to be pink. With green writing.
And then I will lock him out of his own blog, just because I can.
-Not James
