Well Sunday night was Bingo night... Yes you heard me Bingo. Kerry and I and Dan and Kellie headed off to Southend to partake in Bingo. A fun social, night out. Well, so we were all told. To be fair we were quite excited (when I say we, I mean the girls) about going to Bingo. They had been online, and picked which Bingo hall we were going to and what night etc. We decided (by we, I mean the girls!) that we were going by train to Southend Mecca (other Bingo Halls are available).
As we walked out the door this was the conversation:
Kerry: Do you know where the hall is?
James: Yes
Kerry: How far is it from the station?
James: About a mile and a half.
Kerry: I have heels on.
James: I noticed :o)
So we get to Southend after bumping into two other reprobates on the train (Dan and Kellie) and we start walking to the Hall. This bought about several moans and complaints and "I told you I did not want to walk" I went over the conversation above and decided that Kerry hadn't said she did not want to walk. Dan and I did not seem to have a problem.
We got into the hall and whilst we (the girls) were signing us all up to a lifetime of junk mail and god knows else what Dan and I went to the bar. We started on large shorts with sambucca chasers and ended on jugs of WooWoo.Dan claims he wasn't drinking but this picture of him with a jug of WooWoo should put an end to that rumour!
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| Dan and WooWoo.... What a girl lol |
Also, the people at Bingo gave us some Green pens (Dabbers, I am reliable informed by the Bingo Massive) which was fine to start with. However, as the alcohol intake increased the amount of green pen on ever one also increased by a proportional amount, so by the time we was on the train home we looked a lot like the incredible hulk with measels....
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| The Girls! |
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| Dan's impression of Pontius Pilate |
We are planing another night out again soon, apparently they do glow in the dark nights! Watch out!
